A New Hoop (White) - Soft t-shirt

Regular price $23.50

It's a warm summer evening in the city. Sam Remaux and Alex Grapple, who could be men or women given a careful choice of gender-neutral names, are playing one-on-one streetball. Sam is dressed in yellow, and has also painted all exposed skin in the same hue. Likewise, Alex has opted for hot pink, in both apparel and paint choice.

Unfortunately their body paint was imported from a country with weak regulations, and has begun to emit a uniform cyan mist after mixing with the saline sweat from the heat of the game.

Nonetheless, Sam and Alex continue the game. Sam attempts a dunk. Alex jumps, but is unable to match Sam's height and reach.

Did the ball go in? Who won? What were the health and environmental impacts on the use of toxic body paint? Buy this shirt and create your own ending.


  • High-quality unisex t-shirt manufactured by American Apparel.
  • Slim fit, with the feel and durability of a vintage t-shirt.
  • Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends comfort and durability; Rayon drapes against the body for a slimming look.
  • Slight scoop neck.
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Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38