Revenge of the Synth - Soft t-shirt

Regular price $23.50

In a time of great darkness, one man rose above the crowd to save society from the evil Herr Autö Tün. That man's name: Max Volume.

He wielded the Keytar, a powerful weapon forged from two halves: a synth from modern days, and a traditional guitar from the days of yore. Yet it was not only his weapon that was a dichotomy, his entire being was one too. His masculine ripped body juxtaposed against his flowing bouffant. His high-tensile body armour seemed almost pointless when matched with his leather panties and bare limbs.

But he was still a hero to us all.

This shirt pays homage to the great man. Wear it with pride. Wear it with tiny panties and ripped UGG boots.

  • High-quality unisex t-shirt manufactured by American Apparel.
  • Slim fit, with the feel and durability of a vintage t-shirt.
  • Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends comfort and durability; Rayon drapes against the body for a slimming look.
  • Slight scoop neck.
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38