The Empire Kicks Back - Soft t-shirt

Regular price $23.50

The sun is setting slowly, shining softly as the sphere skirts space silently. The nearby palm trees (latin: Arecaceae) rustle romantically in the breeze. An aggressive seagull glides overhead, making that kind of ugly noise that only seagulls can make. A triangle hovers in the distance, just being a triangle really. But the triangle is the strongest shape of them all. Empires were built on triangles, just as this t-shirt design was. The shirt represents all of humanities empires, from past to present, and also a seagull.

  • High-quality unisex t-shirt manufactured by American Apparel.
  • Slim fit, with the feel and durability of a vintage t-shirt.
  • Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends comfort and durability; Rayon drapes against the body for a slimming look.
  • Slight scoop neck.
Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38