True story: a pigeon flew into my face once. I was walking down a high street with some friends, and I saw this bird flying towards me at eye-level. One would assume that the bird would make an evasive maneuver for self-preservation, but on this occasion it did not. I can't remember whether it was windy that day and the wind affected the flight path, or if it's just that my face blended in with the misery of the surroundings and was therefore invisible to the feathered kamikaze. But the result was that the pigeon impacted my face at full force. Being as they are, my friends immediately asked if I was okay. No of course they didn't, they laughed their asses off and still bring this anecdote up twenty years later, especially in the company of new people who I may want to impress. I hate them and have cut-off contact with many of them. You know who you are. Get a life.
- Unisex t-shirt.
- Soft and lightweight, with a flattering fit.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping; side-seamed.